"If a fox comes in, the lifeguard will blow its whistle so the children will know there is a fox here."
- Turtle, at the baby pool at Little Stacy Park
"Mommy is fat, right Sissy?"
- Monkey, out of the blue
"It's like a slimy, disss-gusting, decayed pumpkin."
- Monkey, describing poop
"Wow Mommy, you're amazing!"
- Monkey, after I showed her how to tear a perforated sheet of paper
"Yay Mommy, I LOVE you!"
- Turtle, after I told her that Barney is available On Demand.
