Help!

Why is a cat's tongue scratchy? Why does Miss Hannigan not like little girls? Why do they call a piano a piano? Is Santa Clause real? What does adopted mean? Does God have to follow the law? What does rheumatism mean? Who made us? What does a six look like? What is your mom's name? Are you a grandma? How do you say thirsty in Spanish? How do you turn this thing off? Are you washing my pink?*


I need a book titled, "How to Answer 40,000 Questions a Day without Losing Your Mind." Or a case of wine. Either would be helpful. Thank you.

*this was the complete question.