Monkey: "Mashed potatoes."
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Turtle: "I'm going to marry Keyen. We're going on our honeymoon in Canada for 30 days and Alaska for 38 days. We're going to get married where Aunt D. got married, but Keyen thought a bench or a rock might be a good place. He gave me a rock on the playground with a heart on it."
Monkey: "I'm going to be your maid of honor and my husband will be your ring bearer."
Turtle, hands over her face: "Oh, brother."
Note: While Turtle has promised to marry a couple of boys in her class, Monkey betrothed herself to Vishnu last fall and has steadfastly maintained that she is going to marry him and only him. I let his mother know. I started to say, "I hope you haven't made other 'arrangements'" but caught myself in time and said "plans" instead.
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Turtle: "Mommy, when will we go to Australia?"
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Monkey: "Mommy, can we go to the bank or someplace that has to do with money?"
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Twin Momma: "...Ok, well if neither one of you wants to go to church with me, then Daddy and I will go to church together and you guys can stay home together."
Turtle: "N000000000000! The law will get you!"
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Twin Momma: "Hey Turtle, you've never worn this outfit. Why don't you try it today?
Turtle: "I don't like that! It's a nightmare!"
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